552 () posted 3 years ago by Sa1tyBastard 3 years ago by Sa1tyBastard +552 / -0 81 comments share 81 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"What're you in for?"
"I slapped Macron in the face."
"Hey guys this is the dude that slapped Macaroni in the face!"
And the whole prison started cheering.
"You want a job here what's your last job?"
"Actually I've been in prison for the last 18 months."
"Yeah? What were you in for?"
"I slapped Macron in the face."
"When can you start as a supervisor?"
All the women, all the free meals, whatever job he wants, hell he will probably land himself a car and/or a house.
He will be untouchable in there and he doesn't know anything to warrant assassination