"Interesting idea Johnson. I think I see where you are going with this. When Trump pulled the US out of the Paris Accord, it caused a sudden spike in global warming that caused cracks in the Chyrnobal containment, allowing radioactive energy to mutate the corona virus into the new Russian variant. Putin hid that fact from the public, so our vaccine researchers were unable to account for the Russian variant, leading to the rare heart inflammation caused by our vaccine reacting with it. Eureka! Now that's how to brainstorm! Great work Johnson!"
"Interesting idea Johnson. I think I see where you are going with this. When Trump pulled the US out of the Paris Accord, it caused a sudden spike in global warming that caused cracks in the Chyrnobal containment, allowing radioactive energy to mutate the corona virus into the new Russian variant. Putin hid that fact from the public, so our vaccine researchers were unable to account for the Russian variant, leading to the rare heart inflammation caused by our vaccine reacting with it. Eureka! Now that's how to brainstorm! Great work Johnson!"
This has been a fantastic dialogue. I still have tears of laughter in my eyes.
(Dan) But sir isn't all of this bulllshit (excuse my language)
"No, not at all Dan. With great power, comes great responsibility. We are the science, and it is our job to tell the public what to think."