It's a real shame Mike, you could've been one of the cool kids.

Instead, you'll be a nobody crying in the corner next to Glenn Beck, Ben Shapiro, and Tim Poole, but you'd be even lucky to reach a fraction of their popularity.

I mean look at yourself, you're literally adding Christopher Sign's suicide to an "Arkancide" list on your blog, and blaming the fact that you're doing it on the internet boogeymen.

Do you check under your bed for Q at night?

What a maroon.