Damn, if only you were one of those regressive muslims who could take multiple wives..

Cyprus, some tiny Med island that's been countlessly raped by the Turks over the centuries (and a British ex-colony - guess we share that in common), but culturally more aligned with Greece than anywhere else.

Edit: thanks, I went to the UK to study and further ruin my life by getting in debt over a piece of paper with my name. But at least I didnt come out of it a liberal. ?