There is an EASY solution to this.
It's so simple that I'm surprised California farmers haven't already done it.
Plant SALMON.
For every 10 almond trees planted... or for every field of strawberries... plant a few salmon. Then report to the Water Board in California that your salmon are dying without water. You need water urgently to keep the salmon alive!!!
Hire protesters. In California, the homeless camps are full of paid protesters waiting to earn money. Give them all signs saying "Save the Valley Salmon".
The water board makes idiotic decisions all the time. Trying to reason logically with them has gotten you nowhere. It's time for using strategic idiocy as a tactic. Who knows? They may allow you all the water you need to ensure at least ONE salmon remains alive.
Later this year... go fishing, catch a salmon and keep it alive. Hold a press conference thanking the water board for saving the environment!
There is an EASY solution to this. It's so simple that I'm surprised California farmers haven't already done it.
Plant SALMON.
For every 10 almond trees planted... or for every field of strawberries... plant a few salmon. Then report to the Water Board in California that your salmon are dying without water. You need water urgently to keep the salmon alive!!!
Hire protesters. In California, the homeless camps are full of paid protesters waiting to earn money. Give them all signs saying "Save the Valley Salmon".
The water board makes idiotic decisions all the time. Trying to reason logically with them has gotten you nowhere. It's time for using strategic idiocy as a tactic. Who knows? They may allow you all the water you need to ensure at least ONE salmon remains alive.
Later this year... go fishing, catch a salmon and keep it alive. Hold a press conference thanking the water board for saving the environment!
'Strategic idiocy'
I quite like it thanks.