The language used in that 'review' makes me uncomfortable.

Describing Alefantis as having a 'Peter Pan' face.

The description of the 'service' as sweet and young.' The description of the menu, 'Some patrons groused that the salad-and-pizza menu was too small.'

What sane person calls food 'pedigreed.'

Yet more disturbing comm's 'Comet's menu hasn't grown much since the early days.'

Black and white photos of people who contributed to the work described as 'eye candy.'

Weird way to describe families kids, '(be warned: the sounds of restless little ones can easily outmuscle Dean Martin and Rosemary Clooney on the soundtrack)'

How to eat "pizza" '(Diners trying to get some assistance from the staff on how to tackle soft shell crabs on a crust don't get much help. Experience has taught me to slice right through the little beasts, which enriches the pie with their tasty liquid innards.)'

'Go all the way' with dessert, 'Plan to go all the way -- good sundaes are hard to find.'

and the final line: 'Truth be told, though, the best finish I ever had at Comet Ping Pong was yet another pizza.'

Knowing what probably went on in that building and reading this... it's clearly a coded review.