I used to do that bit where you take an apple, or any fruit, hold it up and say, "I bet I can turn this apple into a peach."

So then I would take a dish cloth, or any rag, and wrap the apple up in it, and say, "Here, you twist one end, and I'll twist the other."

Then after both ends are twisted up, my end in my hand, and the other end in their hand, take my end, hole it at my crotch and say, "Ain't it a peach".