An old lady was told of a bug in the sky All that she knew of the bug in the sky was perhaps she’ll die

That same little lady got jabbed by the pfizer It wriggled and wriggled and expanded inside her She took the pfizer to kill the bug in the sky - perhaps she’ll die

That scared old lady then required a booster She had no idea how big pharma induced her She took the booster to help the pfizer That wriggled and wriggled and grew inside her She took the pfizer to beat the bug in the sky- perhaps she’ll die

Now the old lady got sick as a dog She went to the doctor, her arteries were clogged- alas she died

I know an old lady still living in glee The space in her mind wasn’t offered rent free When told of bat soup she just couldn’t believe It turned out for years she had not watched tv Her mind was at ease and she feared all but none She voted for Trump And she still knows HE WON!

(God bless the old ladies. Not intending to offend)