272 I now cough loudly and uncontrollably when I walk by the masked zombies. I'm faking it, of course. But I will tell you it's very satisfying and I suggest you try it. posted 3 years ago by Oh_Well_ian 3 years ago by Oh_Well_ian +273 / -1 . 73 comments share 73 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I cough in public all the time. If anyone asks, I just loudly announce that I smoke copious amounts of marijuana.
Of course, this is California, so that is actually a perfectly acceptable answer.