A comedian said "Sure, smoking takes years off your life....but hey...they're comin' off the right END!!" :)
LOL, he has a point!
I got 2 fav excuses I use why I don't quit smoking. Smokers are apparently less at risk of serious Covid problems than non-smokers. Weird, but nicotine seems to provide some protection.
My 'go to' because I'm a perverse bint is to do with Aliens. Wut? Well you know how all those cattle mutilations occur, anuses removed like coring an apple, tongues and eyes removed, ditto pineal gland (I'm convinced they are a delicacy and it's nothing to do with 'experimenting' or testing tissue - bastards treat us as food).
What a lot of people don't know is the same mutilations happen to PEOPLE. Go look it up. They even got some Sgt on an Airbase somewhere in US, so even military installations are not secure. I remember listening to Project Camelot many years ago where it was revealed the bad aliens (or demons whatever) do in fact view us as food but they don't like how smokers taste. shrieks with laughter. Isn't that the most fabulous excuse not to quit 'Dude I'm making sure the aliens won't see me as chow'.
I've used that ever since. Especially since they went full on banning smoking everywhere. As if the Elite give a shit about our health. We die younger so don't collect out pensions, and pay more in tobacco tax than we cost in medical treatment. No, if you ask me, they are doing the bidding of their alien overlords and making us more palatable adjusts tin foil hat.
A comedian said "Sure, smoking takes years off your life....but hey...they're comin' off the right END!!" :)
LOL, he has a point!
I got 2 fav excuses I use why I don't quit smoking. Smokers are apparently less at risk of serious Covid problems than non-smokers. Weird, but nicotine seems to provide some protection.
My 'go to' because I'm a perverse bint is to do with Aliens. Wut? Well you know how all those cattle mutilations occur, anuses removed like coring an apple, tongues and eyes removed, ditto pineal gland (I'm convinced they are a delicacy and it's nothing to do with 'experimenting' or testing tissue - bastards treat us as food).
What a lot of people don't know is the same mutilations happen to PEOPLE. Go look it up. They even got some Sgt on an Airbase somewhere in US, so even military installations are not secure. I remember listening to Project Camelot many years ago where it was revealed the bad aliens (or demons whatever) do in fact view us as food but they don't like how smokers taste. shrieks with laughter. Isn't that the most fabulous excuse not to quit 'Dude I'm making sure the aliens won't see me as chow'.
I've used that ever since. Especially since they went full on banning smoking everywhere. As if the Elite give a shit about our health. We die younger so don't collect out pensions, and pay more in tobacco tax than we cost in medical treatment. No, if you ask me, they are doing the bidding of their alien overlords and making us more palatable adjusts tin foil hat.
That's my excuse and I'ma sticking to it! ;)