Why would Australians need to make up another terror creature? Everything there will bite, sting, poison, or otherwise maim you from what I understand. Even the kangaroos are said to not be real friendly.
They're real. I'd play you the phone call I had with my Aussie friend but it's too vulgar for the internet, so let me conveniently transcribe it for you instead.
"DROPBEARS ARE REAL, MATE. ONE OF THE BUGGERS NEARLY RIPPED ME FACKIN' ARM OFF, THE BLUDDY CUNT. LOUISE, I TOLD YA TO BRING MORE VEGEMITE. SHOULDA KNOWN BETTER THAN TO BRING BIKKIES TO THE BUSH. PASS ME SOME OF THE AMBER FLUID. DROPBEARS ARE REAL. DON'T LET SOME INTERNET CUNT TELL YA OTHERWISE."
He's recovered but hasn't been the same since. Can't even look at a picture of a koala without reaching for his vegemite.
Why would Australians need to make up another terror creature? Everything there will bite, sting, poison, or otherwise maim you from what I understand. Even the kangaroos are said to not be real friendly.
They're real. I'd play you the phone call I had with my Aussie friend but it's too vulgar for the internet, so let me conveniently transcribe it for you instead.
"DROPBEARS ARE REAL, MATE. ONE OF THE BUGGERS NEARLY RIPPED ME FACKIN' ARM OFF, THE BLUDDY CUNT. LOUISE, I TOLD YA TO BRING MORE VEGEMITE. SHOULDA KNOWN BETTER THAN TO BRING BIKKIES TO THE BUSH. PASS ME SOME OF THE AMBER FLUID. DROPBEARS ARE REAL. DON'T LET SOME INTERNET CUNT TELL YA OTHERWISE."
He's recovered but hasn't been the same since. Can't even look at a picture of a koala without reaching for his vegemite.
This is hysterical
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear
LMFAO. I had no idea vegemite was part of the joke. The speaking English only in an Australian accent got me, though.
I bet it has him longing for milder situations like a giant poisonous spider hauling a rat up his wall.