Hey! For us anons in the Great Southern Land, aka Terra Australis, it's already July the Fourth here.

This means that we frens here in the East, along with many Asian and South Pacific patriots, get to congratulates you first of all! Our frens, our brothers and sisters, the precious patriots from the Land of the Free, and the Home of the Brave.

So here it is! (Sing it with me, please!)

God bless America! Land that I love! Stand beside her! And guide her! Through the night with the light from above!

From the mountains! To the prairies! To the oceans white with foam! God bless America, your home sweet home!

Never forget, Americans, that there are patriots in EVERY PART of the World who love YOU, and Love HER, and are praying for you even now!

Why? Why do patriots worldwide look to, and pray for, the USA? Because in the truest sense, America belongs to the World. America is God's Gift to the World, the Fruit of His labors to raise humankind out of the muck and slime of a world of slavery. The USA is the fruit of thousands of years of struggle by humanity, guided by God, to be free.

So remember this: when you fight for your nation, you are not just fighting for YOUR nation. You are also fighting to preserve one of God's greatest gifts to humanity, won by humanity's blood, sweat and tears, and the blood, sweat and tears of He who loves all humankind.

Therefore, be proud, but also be humble in that pride! And know that patriots worldwide love you!

So today, celebrate your birthday! It's a wonderful day! Many, many, many happy returns of the day!

And May The Best Be Yet To Come!

From a fren