In my city there is a requirement for a solicitor's license. Exemptions are non-profit, charitable, or recognizable religious organizations. Government is NOT a non-profit.

Now, while a big part of me just wants to skip to the "get off my property and don't come back," I find this a great opportunity to really bust their balls. Therefore, the first question I ask will be to see their solicitor's license. No license? Let me see your identification so I can contact the police real quick to report you.

Secondly I anticipate that they will ask "have I been vaccinated?" (knowing full well I am not, else why would they be at my doorstep?). Them knowing I am unvaccinated is a HIPAA violation, in my opinion.

-Unauthorized accessing of PHI (Protected Health Information)

• Unauthorized release of PHI to individuals not authorized to receive the information

Ask for identification so I can properly report the violation to HIPAA.

Lastly, I do plan on (haven't yet) purchasing NO TRESPASSING signs and if they are still knocking on my door, I will contact the police (after I ask for their identification, of course).