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Magpi 2 points ago +3 / -1

"Your likes are now private" message popped up on X.com. Apparently that started on 6/13. Anyway, spot on list of conspiracy facts! What a glorious time to be alive!

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Magpi 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm failing too. I hate to call it depression because I don't FEEL depressed. I'm pretty chill. But I am fucking up by not taking care of things that MUST be taken care of, and just wind up so disappointed in myself for it. This past month has been worse than usual. Probably just all the BS going on in the world is taking a toll on my will and my energy. I find myself praying more frequently to God to give me the extra oomph I need to get it done, and so it gets done, but whatever is broken inside me isn't fixed so this will likely be an ongoing issue until I get to the root.

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Magpi 3 points ago +3 / -0

They probably should search for Braqq instead.

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Magpi 4 points ago +5 / -1

You know, just coincidentally, the German "ss" looks like a B - ß

So, if we were German, 1231 would be MOAß or MOASS kek. LFG!!!

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Magpi 4 points ago +4 / -0

In this clown world? Maybe Fetterman lol

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Magpi 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do you get them to change your shares from PLAN to BOOK? I followed the instructions on superstonk (using their online "contact us" option) and they denied me. They said, "Unfortunately, we are unable to comply with your request to convert the plan shares via email. In order to convert the shares from plan class to Direct Registration System (DRS) class as book entry shares. We advise you mail us a duly signed written request to the below listed addresses By United States Postal Service:"

Note I did not email the request, I used their online "contact us" window.

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Magpi 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm normally against dynasties but I would totally be on board for this one, assuming I'm still alive by the time he turns 35 lol. 17 years from now?

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Magpi 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol i was thinking the same thing - bet you there were a few old fat cats that had to take some deep breaths

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Magpi 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Sorry, boss ... can't come to work today. I got a bad case of the booms."

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Magpi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hmm, "why does POTUS surround himself with generals" ... maybe he'll be placed down at Gitmo, where he will literally be surrounded by military.

(edit to add I don't know how any of that works, just a thought that popped into my head)

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Magpi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would be hilarious if it passes and Trump is acquitted on appeal but the law still stands for when THEY are convicted lol.

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