That is an interesting little yarn. His kung fu was an epileptic fit ! Of all the things to come away from the chans with FFS.

Speaking of holes - Why is a Lambert conical projection map projected onto a cone?

"A Lambert conformal conic projection (LCC) is a conic map projection used for aeronautical charts, portions of the State Plane Coordinate System, and many national and regional mapping systems."

Because it is a way of flattening out a map of a spherical object. Your friend would say Blah, Blah, Blah. They were long ago mentally and conceptually compromised. I am sure it is a symptom of all the propaganda we are being fed and the education system destroying peoples ability to reason.