LOL :) I love that idea, and because I had the very same idea for a neighbor that had a mouth bigger than the Grand Canyon, I'll give you the advice my husband gave me: Check your local laws to make sure that pulling a hose on someone isn't considered assault by your codified ordinances. Stupid as it may sound, there is a chance that something as fun and clever as turning a hose on someone could be a misdemeanor or worse. So just find out before you do that. Now I'm not sure where the sprinklers would stand....they're not aimed directly so that might be a better alternative.
Exactly! And there may not be a law against spraying someone with a water hose everywhere, I'm just saying it's best to be sure about these things, especially with people who are looking to pinch you for anything they can.
LOL :) I love that idea, and because I had the very same idea for a neighbor that had a mouth bigger than the Grand Canyon, I'll give you the advice my husband gave me: Check your local laws to make sure that pulling a hose on someone isn't considered assault by your codified ordinances. Stupid as it may sound, there is a chance that something as fun and clever as turning a hose on someone could be a misdemeanor or worse. So just find out before you do that. Now I'm not sure where the sprinklers would stand....they're not aimed directly so that might be a better alternative.
Now you're thinking! "but officer, the hose was never aimed directly at them."
No law against making it rain.
Exactly! And there may not be a law against spraying someone with a water hose everywhere, I'm just saying it's best to be sure about these things, especially with people who are looking to pinch you for anything they can.