I'll let you in on a little secret just for you, the deadly animals in Australia is just the longest running largest scale troll carried out by all Australians collectively, I'm not even meant to say this much to anyone who's not Australian, we have barely any deadly species here, we use it as a shield against mass immigration, we also have a national slogan "Fuck off we're full".
Every Australian i know any chance they get they will tell a story about deadly animals or riding kangaroos, it's funny as fuck, it's gone so far for so long that everyone who isn't Australian actually believes it yet all Australians just have a mad giggle. fuck i love this country. Australian culture is like 1 big inside club it's quite glorious xD
True i probably have some redback spiders like 1m away from me, can kill in 1 bite but they never move and just sit along the skirting boards until they die xD lots of deadly animals but none are predators towards humans just the crocs if they're hungry :p
I walked into my laundry a few weeks ago and felt some spider webs floating in the air, look up and saw about 500 baby huntsman spider crawling all over the roof and walls abseiling down on little webs. Came back with a towel wrapped around my face with a can of spray in both hands and did a sick spinning 360 pray and spray technique as they rained down all over me. went outside and brushed them off me, went into my bedroom and though hmmm where's mama? O.O There she is crawling across my carpet, bitch was bigger than my hand and i'm 6"2 xD
I'll let you in on a little secret just for you, the deadly animals in Australia is just the longest running largest scale troll carried out by all Australians collectively, I'm not even meant to say this much to anyone who's not Australian, we have barely any deadly species here, we use it as a shield against mass immigration, we also have a national slogan "Fuck off we're full".
Every Australian i know any chance they get they will tell a story about deadly animals or riding kangaroos, it's funny as fuck, it's gone so far for so long that everyone who isn't Australian actually believes it yet all Australians just have a mad giggle. fuck i love this country. Australian culture is like 1 big inside club it's quite glorious xD
True i probably have some redback spiders like 1m away from me, can kill in 1 bite but they never move and just sit along the skirting boards until they die xD lots of deadly animals but none are predators towards humans just the crocs if they're hungry :p
I walked into my laundry a few weeks ago and felt some spider webs floating in the air, look up and saw about 500 baby huntsman spider crawling all over the roof and walls abseiling down on little webs. Came back with a towel wrapped around my face with a can of spray in both hands and did a sick spinning 360 pray and spray technique as they rained down all over me. went outside and brushed them off me, went into my bedroom and though hmmm where's mama? O.O There she is crawling across my carpet, bitch was bigger than my hand and i'm 6"2 xD