This just in: Criminals on death row petition to eliminate the electric chair, lethal injection and gas chamber. Will settle for a firm finger wagging and some semi-harsh words as a replacement.

I would think that the White House might want to consider further enhancing the facility, you know, swimming pool, tennis courts, spa, gourmet kitchen, etc., given that some of them just might be spending some time there.

Wasn't a lot of money spent to expand the facility?

They probably should have closed it when Obama said he was going to close it.