This is what a serial killer looks like
(media.greatawakening.win)
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Speak for yourself. Not even a gallon of Everclear would make me even consider getting close to a thing like her
LOL you are a gentleman and a scholar! And I'm female so I would literally die of alcohol poisoning before coming close to it myself. I have just seen some amazingly homely chicks go home with some otherwise decent men who were too drunk to know better. It happens. And it's not pretty.
Just go to Walmart and look at all the "mothers"! Some people will stick it in anything!
Glamour magic. hard to cast over more than one at a time without help. Poor souls have almost no chance when they are drunken. I've seen it happen. Moment of silence for the fallen, please.
I mean a whole Gallon dude... come on, you would screw Bruce Jenner and then drunk dial him like you just broken up with your highschool crush before sobering up if you drank a gallon of everclear.
Thankfully I always end up hiding somewhere and passing out before making stupid decisions on my sex life. And college taught me that Everclear and Sunny D are a perfect combo. I'd still rather use it as anti-septic or to start up the fire on your charcoal grill.
Said the man that doesn't drink! Kek