Oh you poor naive soul. Haven't you heard? Surely you have? Perhaps you have forgotten? You see, there is an ancient rule. A rule older than humanity itself. A rule so foundational that some refer to it as the "11th commandment". Some even say that liberals are born with it carved into their subconscious - only to surface when the time is right.
Oh you poor naive soul. Haven't you heard? Surely you have? Perhaps you have forgotten? You see, there is an ancient rule. A rule older than humanity itself. A rule so foundational that some refer to it as the "11th commandment". Some even say that liberals are born with it carved into their subconscious - only to surface when the time is right.
The rule is as follows:
"cOrRelAtIoN dOeS nOt EqUaL cAuSaTiOn"