The Texas Demacrooks were Arrested on Arrival in DC
🤔💭 Theory 😲💡
...that's why they're begging for "care packages". Are we supposed to believe a free person of means can't buy a fucking Dr. Pepper in DC? Got a better explanation?
Texas used to have the only Dr. Pepper plant that used real sugar instead of corn syrup as a sweetener. Not sure if it's still true but that's what I thought of when I heard that. Just like asking for salsa, supposed to make them more "Texas-sy". They think it makes them more relatable, like Hillary talking about hot-sauce to black people. You know, because they don't even try to talk to people, they talk to 'Groups' of people.
My wife is from E. Texas. For several years, I got her a case of real Dr Pepper from the bottler in Dublin TX. Corporate Dr Pepper eventually shut them down for patent violations.