The Texas Demacrooks were Arrested on Arrival in DC
🤔💭 Theory 😲💡
...that's why they're begging for "care packages". Are we supposed to believe a free person of means can't buy a fucking Dr. Pepper in DC? Got a better explanation?
Hard candy? Magazines? Something to keep them busy at night? Some walking-around money? Here's a key...it don't seem Christian locking you up in here all night.
M-hmmm...Slingblade.