“He became president today.

That’s right, murmur!

And when you’re done, get me some pants.

If you’re the president, who the hell have we been governing the country with for the last three hours?

An impostor, you good for nothing idiot!

You humanized the wrong turkey!

It’s possible.

We shouldn’t leave anything to chance.

Wouldn’t want congress working with the wrong president.

A very good point, Mr. President.

Do we believe this fine feathered, collaborative gentleman to be our commander-in-chief?

Or are we gonna let “Mr. Cash bar at the Christmas party”

Stay in office?

All in favor of turkey president?

You can’t be serious.

You think he cares about America?

Is that why this is happening to you?

Because you cared about America?

Guards, these men are…

Oh, what is the word?

Uh, terrorists.

Okay, screw this. Go, go, Sanchez laser fists.

Oh [bleep] I was a turkey for a while, wasn’t I?

Okay, guy’s pretty strong.

Mary Todd Lincoln!

Who’s dead weight now, bitch?