just reading this shit tells me that the J&J is most likely the safest of all the poisonous apples to eat which I knew already because they already tried to do away with it once. Not sure if you have kids but once upon a time there was this "game" they used to play called "Opposite Day" which was just a way for them to tell a fib without it being called such...who knew it was conditioning us for the fu*$tardery we are now living through.