It’s more of a campaign slogan than it is a name. Let me explain. My form of communism ends with everybody standing in burritoe lines, because bread lines have tainted the good name of communism. My burritos will have toes in them because communism always ends with canabalism, it’s proper and human meat is tasty. It is also a sanitary and humane way to dispose of all the corpses of my enemies you see. So with your vote we can make this a reality. All I need from you today is a campaign donation of $1.95, because freedom costs $1.95 and I aim to take that away from you.
It’s more of a campaign slogan than it is a name. Let me explain. My form of communism ends with everybody standing in burritoe lines, because bread lines have tainted the good name of communism. My burritos will have toes in them because communism always ends with canabalism, it’s proper and human meat is tasty. It is also a sanitary and humane way to dispose of all the corpses of my enemies you see. So with your vote we can make this a reality. All I need from you today is a campaign donation of $1.95, because freedom costs $1.95 and I aim to take that away from you.
Nah, I get it. I was saying that we both need to change our names, Burritoe Joe.
Thanks for the articulate and groovy-zany read.
Life’s too serious to take it so serious.
I got $0.17 but I don’t eat vaxxed meat.
All good amigo. You play it cool and I’ll take you to the top where it’s all steak and lobster.