I mean, there was already so much speculation around the Clinton boot, and then the McCain boot.
Then the Ellen ankle monitor. We all had boots on the mind.
Then Biden steals the election and suddenly HE has a boot?
AND he’s walking around putting his full weight on it.
Sure it could all be a coincidence, but it’s pretty weird. If politicians ending up in boots was so common, there should be an equal number of people from Trump’s administration who also happened to wind up in a boot, right?
Anyone? Did Gorka end up in a boot? Carson? Pompeo? Anyone?
And it would also follow that several other Presidents and politicians throughout the years had accidents that required a boot, right? So we should be able to find pictures of Nixon in a boot, Ford in a boot, Reagan in a boot. Or if not those three, then a different three. Because boots, apparently, are just so common that three of Trump’s biggest opponents all wound up in boots.
Why did Biden get a boot?
I mean, there was already so much speculation around the Clinton boot, and then the McCain boot. Then the Ellen ankle monitor. We all had boots on the mind.
Then Biden steals the election and suddenly HE has a boot?
AND he’s walking around putting his full weight on it.
Sure it could all be a coincidence, but it’s pretty weird. If politicians ending up in boots was so common, there should be an equal number of people from Trump’s administration who also happened to wind up in a boot, right?
Anyone? Did Gorka end up in a boot? Carson? Pompeo? Anyone?
And it would also follow that several other Presidents and politicians throughout the years had accidents that required a boot, right? So we should be able to find pictures of Nixon in a boot, Ford in a boot, Reagan in a boot. Or if not those three, then a different three. Because boots, apparently, are just so common that three of Trump’s biggest opponents all wound up in boots.
And now Jill Biden is going in for foot surgery, so she'll likely get a boot too.
Good hopium. I'll take it for now.