PARADE OF UNSCIENTIFIC NONSENSE FROM THE PARTY OF SCIENCE

You have to wear a mask because your immune system doesn't work.

You have to antisocially distance because masks don't work.

You have to be locked down because antisocial distancing doesn't work.

You have to be vaccinated because lockdowns don't work.

You have to be vaccinated again because single vaccinations don't work.

You have to wear a mask if you're twice vaccinated because double vaccinations don't work.

You have to wear a mask if you're unvaccinated because your immune system, antisocial distancing, lockdowns, and other people's vaccines don't work.

You need to be confined in lockdown, because your immune system, antisocial distancing, and other people's vaccines don't work.

You need another vaccine, because the first two don't work against the "variants."

After that you need another vaccine, because the first three don't work against the new "variants".

After that you need another vaccine, because the first four don't work against the new "variants".

After that you need another vaccine, because the first five don't work against the new "variants".

See how this works?