Little Johnny: "So grampa, can you tell me again how the second civil war started?"
ME: "Well, Johnny. It all started when emperor Palpatine launched Dr Suess's new book Dicks N Chicks. Sith Happened that led to protests in the streets because a store owner confronted a mentally ill degenerate. Q said May the force be with you and everyone lost their sith. They brought their own light sabers. - It was straight up Jabba-The-Thug life until Xiden's Covid-troopers showed up."
Mental illness run amok.
Little Johnny: "So grampa, can you tell me again how the second civil war started?" ME: "Well, Johnny. It all started when emperor Palpatine launched Dr Suess's new book Dicks N Chicks. Sith Happened that led to protests in the streets because a store owner confronted a mentally ill degenerate. Q said May the force be with you and everyone lost their sith. They brought their own light sabers. - It was straight up Jabba-The-Thug life until Xiden's Covid-troopers showed up."
. I know. Bad attempted at a joke.