The right wing conspiracy theorists at least prepare for their genuinely believed scenarios, whether it is converting as many people before “the rapture”, building a bomb shelter for “incoming nukes”, or having as many guns and nonperishables as possible in their basement for when the government comes to end dissent and shuts everything down.

The leftists who believe that the world will end “in ten years” because of “climate change” do nothing but get a gender studies degree, watch their loved politicians take private jets and buy mansions in costal California, complain about capitalism, and beg the government to take away as many rights as possible while enriching China.