If I may - ever since I read your comment here I've had an image in my head. It's kind of a two-fer: if you're familiar with South Park, they did an episode in which Rod Stewart was portrayed as a decrepit old man who poops his pants (Season 3, Episode 16 "Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus"), yet they wheel him out on stage anyway for a millennium concert bash that Jesus throws for the people of South Park. I'd love to see Rod Stewart's South Park body with joe biden's actual head superimposed on it, like they do with saddam hussein's character, on stage with a caption that says, "Pooped my pants." THEN, the flip side of that is when the nurse comes out on stage to clean him up, same joe biden but this time the caption says, "My butt's been wiped."

:) I hope it's worthy - have a great day!! You're very talented!