Man I'm impressed with her, she's quick with her words, and she uses them like daggers! Reminds me of my mom, can't imagine being her teenage daughter. My mom caught me sneaking out my window, using the pool pump under it as a stepladder, she screwed my window shut and made me clean the pool all summer. I never got one over on my mom🤔
Nah, I got brought home by the local cops, because we were all out at the local jetty, I was 14 and with a group with some 16 and 18 year old boys, small town cop knew my mamma, and knew that was the absolute worst punishment, waking her up with a knock on the door at midnight.... Man that was the worst night of my teenage life, but it's funny as hell now, twenty years later 😆.
Sounds like wonderful parents! I am the same way. Pro tip- when a kid is complaining about something not being fair, I asked them,”Oh, you want fairness?” They always respond, “yes.” Then I tell them to hold on for a second. I close my eyes as I tell them that I am connecting to the entire world to tally up the fairness. Once I get the answer, I go to my garage to get the hand saw and tell them that I am going to saw one of their legs off in the name of fairness. They will always be shocked. I point out al the hungry/maimed/blind/disabled people in the world. Shit, losing a leg to balance it out ain’t that bad of a deal.
Man I'm impressed with her, she's quick with her words, and she uses them like daggers! Reminds me of my mom, can't imagine being her teenage daughter. My mom caught me sneaking out my window, using the pool pump under it as a stepladder, she screwed my window shut and made me clean the pool all summer. I never got one over on my mom🤔
Was the window screwed shut while you were night gallivanting? That would have been hilarious!!!
Nah, I got brought home by the local cops, because we were all out at the local jetty, I was 14 and with a group with some 16 and 18 year old boys, small town cop knew my mamma, and knew that was the absolute worst punishment, waking her up with a knock on the door at midnight.... Man that was the worst night of my teenage life, but it's funny as hell now, twenty years later 😆.
Sounds like wonderful parents! I am the same way. Pro tip- when a kid is complaining about something not being fair, I asked them,”Oh, you want fairness?” They always respond, “yes.” Then I tell them to hold on for a second. I close my eyes as I tell them that I am connecting to the entire world to tally up the fairness. Once I get the answer, I go to my garage to get the hand saw and tell them that I am going to saw one of their legs off in the name of fairness. They will always be shocked. I point out al the hungry/maimed/blind/disabled people in the world. Shit, losing a leg to balance it out ain’t that bad of a deal.
Smart mother! Now you have all sorts of ideas for your kids :)