Sounds like wonderful parents! I am the same way. Pro tip- when a kid is complaining about something not being fair, I asked them,”Oh, you want fairness?” They always respond, “yes.” Then I tell them to hold on for a second. I close my eyes as I tell them that I am connecting to the entire world to tally up the fairness. Once I get the answer, I go to my garage to get the hand saw and tell them that I am going to saw one of their legs off in the name of fairness. They will always be shocked. I point out al the hungry/maimed/blind/disabled people in the world. Shit, losing a leg to balance it out ain’t that bad of a deal.
Sounds like wonderful parents! I am the same way. Pro tip- when a kid is complaining about something not being fair, I asked them,”Oh, you want fairness?” They always respond, “yes.” Then I tell them to hold on for a second. I close my eyes as I tell them that I am connecting to the entire world to tally up the fairness. Once I get the answer, I go to my garage to get the hand saw and tell them that I am going to saw one of their legs off in the name of fairness. They will always be shocked. I point out al the hungry/maimed/blind/disabled people in the world. Shit, losing a leg to balance it out ain’t that bad of a deal.