OMG - so many hilarious quotes in this video! https://youtu.be/FIozed_gcp8

"Don't come here if you're from California. They're the only Communists who haven't learned their lesson."

"In Texas, we don't have pronouns. We just have amateur-nouns."

Getting "meat sweats" doesn't mean to stop eating - LOL!

"Hips - the perfect God-given design to rest our holsters on."

"Investments? You can't load Bitcoin into your 9mm."

"Austin is basically the tampon of Texas. A little soft spot in the middle of a sea of red."

"Conceal carry is where it's at. The only reason to carry a gun in your holster is so your concealed gun has something to hide under...And then - BAM - problem solved... and call your lawyer..."

"Why do we need guns? Because we live in a world full of people who ask that question!"

And when he shows off his t-shirts and does this hysterical 'quick change' thing it's like "tah-dah!"