I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
You don't like it?
Fix the cigarette lighter.
"Cop tires, cop shocks, cop suspension. It was made before catalytic converters so it runs on regular gas..."
I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!
2000 bucks and it's yours. You can take it home with you. As a matter of fact, I'll throw in the black keys for free.
Probably the best movie ever made in my opinion.