Check this out: https://usafacts.org/visualizations/covid-vaccine-tracker-states/
This reports only 61% got one dose of the shot, and barely 50% are fully vaccinated. This number got updated 2 days ago and hasn't budged in weeks.
It's also considerably less than what some MSM outlets are reporting.
I'm pretty sure everyone who wants it has gotten it already.
Very good points. And you're right, I was being hyperbolic. But in my defense, I live in one of the fittest cities in America (I think we won first place last year for that, actually) and am not accustomed to seeing so many overweight people as I do when I travel down south.