Here's the plan: Feral pigs are a HUGE problem in Texas and other southern states, destroying farmland and crops and destroying natural habitat for native species.
Go contract with the companies that kill hundreds or even thousands of feral pigs each week and buy as many pig carcasses as you can get your hands on.
Chop the pigs into many thousands of large pieces, and collect the pig blood in barrels.
Load the pork products onto planes, fly over that desert shithole, and carpet bomb the Taliban bastards with tons of porcine precipitation.
They can't touch pork, so they can't move all the carcasses and body parts. They will just have to rot in the sun for a few weeks/months. Maybe we get lucky and a bunch of them get hit by falling pigs and either killed or they kill themselves because they think they're going to hell for wearing bacon.
I bet 22 million dollars can buy a LOT of feral pig carcasses.
Here's the plan: Feral pigs are a HUGE problem in Texas and other southern states, destroying farmland and crops and destroying natural habitat for native species.
Go contract with the companies that kill hundreds or even thousands of feral pigs each week and buy as many pig carcasses as you can get your hands on.
Chop the pigs into many thousands of large pieces, and collect the pig blood in barrels.
Load the pork products onto planes, fly over that desert shithole, and carpet bomb the Taliban bastards with tons of porcine precipitation.
They can't touch pork, so they can't move all the carcasses and body parts. They will just have to rot in the sun for a few weeks/months. Maybe we get lucky and a bunch of them get hit by falling pigs and either killed or they kill themselves because they think they're going to hell for wearing bacon.
I bet 22 million dollars can buy a LOT of feral pig carcasses.
Talk about a pork spending bill...