Trump is not stupid. He knows we do not support the Vax. So why draw attention to it last night?
Where did he choose to hold this rally?
Cullman Alabama. CULL. MAN.
Other than his "everything woke turns to shit" statement, the only thing that will be remembered from last night is us booing the vaccine. In fact, the media will probably drone on and on about that moment for weeks to come.
He purposefully drew attention to the vaccine, in a place named CULLMAN.
Ya'll seein what I'm seein here?
Go on…
I will send you a DM linking to the twitter account that I operated from December through February, as well as a link to the beginning of my adventure. I have tried sharing it here before, but mods always nuke it under Rule 5 (even though I don't want your money or any fame).
Anybody that wants the link, feel free to comment below here and I will send it to you in a DM.
I'm more than aware of how crazy of a story it is. I lived it.
EDIT: I've decided to be ballsy and will link to the beginning of my story in a comment below. Mods, can we play nice this time?
I've decided to be ballsy and link to the twitter that chronicles my journey here for everyone. Mods, can we please play nice this time? I'm not violating Rule 5.
My abbreviated autobiography begins here.
Anything tweeted before that date was....well, read the story.
And yes, I'm aware that it's batshit crazy. I lived it. And also, I am in good health. I've been left alone since January 20th, and the real craziness was limited to one week in the middle of my journey.
EDIT: What I linked to above is just the first portion of quite a long story. I broke it up into separate threads when I tweeted it out because I suck at twitter. To read the full story, you'll need to open the main twitter page and scroll down until you find the thread I linked to, then read up from there. Have fun.
bro you need help
Bro, you need to learn to read. I got help, and was given a clean bill of health.
It turns out, when you play a game with the wizards then shit gets weird.