When I got there and said I was healthy and I didn't need a mask, they told me I had to wait outside. So I left. And when they called me to say they were ready I went off and called them out for discrimination. Fuck them.
Update: I filed a complaint with their national website, received a call a little while ago about it, and got nowhere with the person on the other end of the line. At least I got another chance to bitch about how stupid it is that I was being discriminated against for being healthy.
I had a dentist appointment last week. The dentist told me I had yellow teeth. I asked him what I could do about it. He said "wear a brown tie". [snare flam/cymbal crash].
This comment is one I saved last week.