When I got there and said I was healthy and I didn't need a mask, they told me I had to wait outside. So I left. And when they called me to say they were ready I went off and called them out for discrimination. Fuck them.
Update: I filed a complaint with their national website, received a call a little while ago about it, and got nowhere with the person on the other end of the line. At least I got another chance to bitch about how stupid it is that I was being discriminated against for being healthy.
I had a dentist appointment last week. The dentist told me I had yellow teeth. I asked him what I could do about it. He said "wear a brown tie". [snare flam/cymbal crash].
When I was 12 I had a retainer put in. My orthodontist gave me the laughing gas and then told me a joke. He said what do you call a gay dentist?
A tooth fairy. 🤣🤣 it still cracks me up.
This was 30 years ago when you were allowed to tell jokes.
42 is the answer.
And then he proceeded to molest me in a tooth fairy costume.
I hope you mean molested your mouth to vigorously check your teeth...
And with his gloved hands, not a sheathed-up cock...
Oh. I would have guessed Tooth Faggot or something.
Now that's funny. Especially the drum ending. Hahahahahahahahahahah!
ROFL sounds like the type of humor mine has.
This comment is one I saved last week.