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posted ago by tobeselfevident ago by tobeselfevident +270 / -1

See previous post here.

Took my horse paste yesterday around 4pm I think.

Mixed it with yogurt like someone suggested and chased it with orange juice. Tasted nothing.

Felt minor bloating later that night but nothing painful.

Couldn't go this morning, but I usually do. Got a little worried.

Forgot about it.

Went about twenty minutes ago.

Decided to look.

Yup.

Worms.

We've fucking got fucking WORMS, people!

Was I sick when I took it?

No, I did it purely for prophylaxis, but as sure as Satan, there the little serpents were.

How long have they been there, taxing my immune system? I know not.

How many illnesses could I have avoided had I been doing this regularly? No clue, but I assume more than zero.

Am I going to be taking this regularly from now on, and now that Tokyo has embraced it, force my wife and son to as well? Hell yes.

You guys, this stuff is legit. Believe the hype. Buy some. Take the recommended amount for your weight. It can only help.

Godspeed, God Bless Donald Trump, and God Bless America.