I just need your credit card and SSN, and you'll be billed $19.99 a month for the Danish Plan™. Cancel ANYTIME! JUST SIGN BELOW!
(small print: price listed is promotional rate for first 90 days, after which normal rate $99.99 a month per covered individual will become active. Family plan does not include spouse, children, or others living in the same household. Wife's boyfriend is included in family plan unless he/she is covered under another plan. Plan not available to the unvaccinated, or the vaccinated who have not had all booster injections. Customer agrees to settle all disputes via mediation overseen by genderfluid Starbuck's baristas in Eugene, Oregon. Danish Plan ™ is to be held free from liability in all cases of injury, death, fraud, criminal activity, riots, insurrection, and identify theft)
I just need your credit card and SSN, and you'll be billed $19.99 a month for the Danish Plan™. Cancel ANYTIME! JUST SIGN BELOW!
(small print: price listed is promotional rate for first 90 days, after which normal rate $99.99 a month per covered individual will become active. Family plan does not include spouse, children, or others living in the same household. Wife's boyfriend is included in family plan unless he/she is covered under another plan. Plan not available to the unvaccinated, or the vaccinated who have not had all booster injections. Customer agrees to settle all disputes via mediation overseen by genderfluid Starbuck's baristas in Eugene, Oregon. Danish Plan ™ is to be held free from liability in all cases of injury, death, fraud, criminal activity, riots, insurrection, and identify theft)
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