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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wish Trump would start wearing hats, just for a while.

I would love to see him ruin that iconic marxist image of Che Guevara wearing a beret. 🤣

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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't want a neural connection to a meta - verse or anything. But I wouldn't mind a parts-replaceable, cybernetic liver!

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺😂🤣

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kish-kumen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Goddammit. Have your upvote.

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kish-kumen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing virtue signals like wearing an "I voted" pin.

I always wanna say, "good for you, here's a cookie".

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kish-kumen 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was supposed to be a warning.

Not a fucking instruction manual.

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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

She identifies as a black American.

She's trans-racial and transnational.

I identify as a coat rack.

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kish-kumen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sometimes using foul language is the only way to shock them awake enough to listen to the truth.

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kish-kumen 2 points ago +2 / -0

She looks to be 1/1024th Cherokee...

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kish-kumen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn it all, now I just wanna go watch Oz play guitar while hanging with peeps at The Bronze.

Plot twist though. Regular-town America actually is Sunnydale. The evils that don't add up? The normies just rationalize away in their minds.

"Eating babies? No one would do that!"

Truth had a funny way of slipping into media even if Hollywood progressives try desperately to keep it out.

And that werewolf, Oz? He bailed on his witchy girlfriend who thereafter turned into a lesbian.

His name was Seth. Still is. But it used to be too.

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kish-kumen 0 points ago +1 / -1

During cognitive reorienting following spacio-temporal displacement (looking glass), administration of the four-drug cocktail consisting of dimethyltryptamine (dmt), aripiprazole, pregabalin, and armodafinil is essentially "required" in order to NOT go insane. Pharmaceutical nomenclature notwithstanding, the irony of compound 4-DArPA being simply RC is preposterous.

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kish-kumen 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not a bandage.

It's an ear plug, cuz he doesn't wanna hear your liberal lies!

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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think so. She's got 'insurance'.

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kish-kumen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bill's LOL. only they're still married. I mean if I was married to Hillary, Monica would have looked pretty good, ya know wut i'm sayin...?

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kish-kumen 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you do, better do it inside a pentacle drawn of salt. It takes strong magics and an even stronger will to control an elder demon.

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kish-kumen 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm pretty sure some world leaders are!

🤣🤣🤣😅

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kish-kumen 4 points ago +4 / -0

... And every sculpture starts from raw stone. But you don't break the crotch off of a roman statue and carve a gash in it. That is insulting to the artist!

(gotta explain it in terms the liberals understand)

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kish-kumen 9 points ago +10 / -1

Wait until we go back to the roman salute. They'll lose their goddamn minds. What's left of their minds anyway.

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kish-kumen 5 points ago +5 / -0

His drawers were actually developed by a team of MIT undergrads working with DARPA.

The undergarment contains a quantum-entangled pair of gargantuan-sized pocket dimensions, one for each 'nad.

That way, everything "looks" contained but GEOTUS feels like he's freeballin' with every step he takes.

Why do you think he smiles so much?

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