Honestly, have you ever seen the lotion people? They'll chase you down and have you lubed up before you can flee to the cinnabon, and then the stank ass lotion interferes with the pure aromatherapy of that warm heavenly bun. And lawd help you if your wife actually seems interested, they can spin mild interest into 30 minutes of awkward escape attempts.
Honestly, have you ever seen the lotion people? They'll chase you down and have you lubed up before you can flee to the cinnabon, and then the stank ass lotion interferes with the pure aromatherapy of that warm heavenly bun. And lawd help you if your wife actually seems interested, they can spin mild interest into 30 minutes of awkward escape attempts.
Lotion People is no longer an acceptable term. Please use People of Lotion, henceforth.
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