🧐 wonder what Benny will be up to 5 years from now... I mean I know there's that high suicide rate theory, but if that was off the table, I really wonder what's going to happen to people like this when the pendulum swings and heads back the other direction.... Probably working at a Zales, or a kiosk in a mall foisting lotion samples on people who aren't quick enough to avoid his strike zone.
Honestly, have you ever seen the lotion people? They'll chase you down and have you lubed up before you can flee to the cinnabon, and then the stank ass lotion interferes with the pure aromatherapy of that warm heavenly bun. And lawd help you if your wife actually seems interested, they can spin mild interest into 30 minutes of awkward escape attempts.
🧐 wonder what Benny will be up to 5 years from now... I mean I know there's that high suicide rate theory, but if that was off the table, I really wonder what's going to happen to people like this when the pendulum swings and heads back the other direction.... Probably working at a Zales, or a kiosk in a mall foisting lotion samples on people who aren't quick enough to avoid his strike zone.
Honestly, have you ever seen the lotion people? They'll chase you down and have you lubed up before you can flee to the cinnabon, and then the stank ass lotion interferes with the pure aromatherapy of that warm heavenly bun. And lawd help you if your wife actually seems interested, they can spin mild interest into 30 minutes of awkward escape attempts.
Lotion People is no longer an acceptable term. Please use People of Lotion, henceforth.