Noooooooo Jen by your standards there are 112 different genders!

Personally I can't decide, but right now this maybe: Vapogender: a gender that sort of feels like smoke; it can be seen on a shallow level but once you go deeper, it disappears and you are left with no gender and only tiny wisps of what you thought it was.

Or how about #96 (after all there is 112 to choose from now) Pangender: the feeling of having every gender; this is considered problematic by some communities and thus has been used as the concept of relating in some way to all genders as opposed to containing every gender identity; only applies to genders within one’s own culture.

And this is what our children are being led to believe is true, no wonder most just stare blankly at you!