Walked into a barber shop. Put myself on the wait list. Sat there for 20 minutes. Lady walks up and said do you need mask? I said, "no." she said, "yes you do." I said, "no." She said, leave then. I said there is j9 law that says I have to wear a mask. A random girl, that weighed at least 250 said,just wear one. I said, if you're so worried about health, look at yourself and stop eating. Then I got my haircut at a place no one wore masks..
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
Comments (48)
sorted by:
I said something similar to the fatass behind the counter at the gaming store that I buy my Warhammer stuff from (or used to).
I walked in and he says "Hey, do you have a mask?"
I said "No thank you" and kept walking towards the stuff I wanted to buy.
He waddles over to me expecting to give me a lecture and very loudly says "I'm sorry sir, but for our health, if you don't put on a mask then I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
I said very loudly back, "If you are so concerned with your health maybe you should lose 200 pounds so you don't die of heart disease."
Dude took a step back with this look on his face like I'd just slapped him. Guess he's not used to being called out as a fatass in front of people.
Anyhow, his shocked and angry coworkers still kicked me out, so I went to the game store 30 minutes the other direction from my house. They didn't mention my lack of mask at all, and now I've spent more than a thousand dollars there in the past year.
Make copies of your gaming receipts and send them to the store that kicked you out, with a short explanatory note.