Dear God, I know I'm injecting this poison into my own children whom you entrusted me to care for and protect and raise properly. Would you please overlook my evil actions and dereliction of parental responsibility in this case and let my kids whom I poisoned with the clot shot come out of this ok?
Nice talking, I'll be calling on you next time I have something I think I need. What's that? Oh my sinful lifestyle and not following you at all like you said? Hey God, it was lovely chatting, but God Damn if the time didn't just fly by. Look I need to go, Oprah's on in a minute and I need to sit my butt down and get me some good television time.
Don't forget to neutralize that poison shot for me.
K...thx bye bye.
--- A few weeks later.
God where were you? My kids are sick and dying, what the f is wrong with you not answering my prayer request to protect them from the poison vaccine I had put into them ?
Dear God, I know I'm injecting this poison into my own children whom you entrusted me to care for and protect and raise properly. Would you please overlook my evil actions and dereliction of parental responsibility in this case and let my kids whom I poisoned with the clot shot come out of this ok?
Nice talking, I'll be calling on you next time I have something I think I need. What's that? Oh my sinful lifestyle and not following you at all like you said? Hey God, it was lovely chatting, but God Damn if the time didn't just fly by. Look I need to go, Oprah's on in a minute and I need to sit my butt down and get me some good television time.
Don't forget to neutralize that poison shot for me. K...thx bye bye.
--- A few weeks later. God where were you? My kids are sick and dying, what the f is wrong with you not answering my prayer request to protect them from the poison vaccine I had put into them ?
I just can't trust you anymore.