I’m just trying to save Apple money on all that valuable computer processing time.

I mean if you target the gay men who spend a lot of time in Southeast Asia and who look like they prefer twinks, you come up with short list of people that includes Tim Cook.

Let’s be fair, other similar criteria would put Bill Gates on that type of list.

But no instead they wanna scan everyone’s grandmothers iCloud to make sure there are no kid’s bathtub photos.