Or, skip the concert, go to the city and take your group of Metallica fans around to the houses of every member of the board of supervisors and take as many shits on the public sidewalks in front of their houses as possible. Have a nice meal before you visit them (perhaps an all-you-can-eat buffet), and maybe consider a little stool softener in your drink, or maybe some Ex-Lax to help things along. Shit on the sidewalk in front of their driveway so they have to drive through it. Just stay on public property so they can't have you arrested for trespassing.
SF officially welcomes all feces. (now that I don’t live there anymore - it used to be a great city, even if always lunatic, but lunacy begets degeneracy, and degenerate cesspools are exactly what all these “liberal” west coast cities have become).
Save your money.
Watch a concert video.
Stay out of The City (although a more appropriate name would now have to be The Toilet).
Or, skip the concert, go to the city and take your group of Metallica fans around to the houses of every member of the board of supervisors and take as many shits on the public sidewalks in front of their houses as possible. Have a nice meal before you visit them (perhaps an all-you-can-eat buffet), and maybe consider a little stool softener in your drink, or maybe some Ex-Lax to help things along. Shit on the sidewalk in front of their driveway so they have to drive through it. Just stay on public property so they can't have you arrested for trespassing.
Solid idea.
Or runny. 🤷♂️
And non-binary shits, as well.
SF officially welcomes all feces. (now that I don’t live there anymore - it used to be a great city, even if always lunatic, but lunacy begets degeneracy, and degenerate cesspools are exactly what all these “liberal” west coast cities have become).