411 posted 3 years ago by UncleHooly 3 years ago by UncleHooly +411 / -0 143 comments share 143 comments share save hide report block hide replies
LEAGUES AND FURLONGS OR NOTHING AT ALL
My penis is 0.00000000000000000000000023 Astronomical units in length.
NO and I would not read too much into that figure - in engineering terms it's PDOOMA. "Pulled directly out of my anus."